Charmless Man

[Intro]
A C#m Bm C#m Bm D
E

[Verse 1]
Dm7  A            C#m/G#  F#
   I met him in a crowded room
             A            C#m/G#      F#
Where people go to drink away   their gloom
   Bm              C#m     D E
He sat me down and so began
    A          D            A
The story of a charmless man
   A           C#m/G#     F#
Educated the expensive way
             A             C#m/G#    F#
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
             Bm                C#m        D E
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
         A             D            A
But then nature didn't make him that way
He went

[Pre-Chorus]
A           C#m/G#     F#
Na na na na na    na na
      A           C#m/G#     F#
Na na na na na na na    na na

[Chorus]
               A
He thinks his educated airs those family shares
C#m         Bm
Will protect  him,
     C#m             Bm
that you will respect  him
   D        A                                   C#m
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they
    Bm
like  him
   C#m          Bm       D
He does the same  to them
             E
And when you put it all together
            Dm7
There's the model of a charmless man

[Post-Chorus]
A           C#m/G#     F#
Na na na na na    na na
      A           C#m/G#     F#
Na na na na na na na    na na

[Verse 2]
             A                  C#m/G# F#
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
            A         C#m/G#        F#
Says he can get in anywhere for free
    Bm          C#m          D   E
I began to go a little cross eyed
              A               D          A
And from this charmless man I just had to hide

[Pre-Chorus]
A           C#m/G#     F#
Na na na na na    na na
      A           C#m/G#     F#
Na na na na na na na    na na
                 A
He talks at speed

[Chorus]
He gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see
    C#m         Bm    C#m      Bm
His days are tumbling down upon  him
D           A
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen
    C#m       Bm
For you to listen
    C#m         Bm    D
But noone is listening
             E
And when you put it all together
            Dm7                     A C#m/G#
There's the model of a charmless man

[Solo]
F# A C#m/G# F# Bm C#m
D E A D

[Chorus]
A               A
 He thinks his educated airs those family shares
C#m         Bm
Will protect  him,
         C#m         Bm
that you will respect  him
   D           A                                C#m
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they
    Bm
like  him
   C#m          Bm       D
He does the same  to them
             E
And when you put it all together
            Dm7
There's the model of a charmless man

[Outro]
A C#m/G# F# A C#m/G# F#
A C#m/G# F# A C#m/G# F#