Get A Haircut

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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 I was a rebel from the day I left school
Grew my hair long and broke all the rules
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 I'd sit and listen to my records all day
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With big ambitions of when I could play
My parents taught me what life was about
So I grew up the type they warned me about
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 They said my friends were just an unruly mob
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And I should get a haircut and get a real job

[Chorus]
G
 Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
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 Get it together like your big brother Bob
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Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job

[Verse 2]
G
 I even tried that nine to five scene
I told myself that it was all a bad dream
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 I found a band and some good songs to play
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Now I party all night, I sleep all day
I met this chick,
she was my number one fan
She took me home to meet her mommy and dad
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 They took one look at me and said "Oh my god!"
Get a haircut and get a real job

[Chorus]
G
 Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
C
 Get it together like your big brother Bob
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Why don't you get a haircut and get a real  job

[Solo 1]
Get a real job
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Why don't you get a real job
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Get a real job
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Why don't you get a real
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[Verse 3]
G
 I hit the big time with my rock and roll band
The future's brighter now than I'd ever planned
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 I'm ten times richer than my big brother Bob But
he's got a haircut he's got a real job

[Chorus]
G
 Get a haircut and get a real job
Clean your act up and don't be a slob
C
 Get it together like your big brother Bob
          D                               G G
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real  job

[Solo 2]
Get a real job
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Why don't you get a real job
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Get a real job
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Why don't you get a real

[Fade Out]
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