Sex Ed Rocks I Set My Friends on Fire

Bradley Sanchez

103
Accordatura Drop D (D A D G B E)
Tempo 4/4
Tonalità: Dm
Capotasto:
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Testo

[Intro]
D5
  There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare

[Verse 1]
D5
  I know you're feeling weird,
but you should be happy
Bbdim
     You don't have a vagina,
that would be crappy
D5
  Because periods suck and commas rule
Bbdim
     This is Sex Education, not grammar,
fool

[Chorus]
         D5
When she gives you affection,
Bb5                      F5
   you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection,
   C5
are  you paying close attention?
   D5
In Sex Ed, in Sex Ed,
  Bb5
remember what you read
F5
  Just forget what the others have said
       C5
Get it through your head,
use your brain before you go to bed

[Verse 2]
D5       F5            D5          E5
  And it takes only one  sperm cell
D5
  to make a baby
D5           F5    D5
  And if you think they are cute,
E5 D5
     then you must be crazy
D5       F5                D5          E5
  Babies suck because they barf and poo  and cry
D5
  They have the ability to pee in your eye
D5       F5                D5          E5
  Babies suck because they barf and poo  and cry
D5
  They have the ability to pee in your eye
Bb5 A5      G5
    (GOD IT BURNS!)

[Bridge]
D5
  And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these
shorts

[Chorus]
Bb5 C5         D5
      When she gives you affection,
Bb5                      F5
   you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection,
   C5
are  you paying close attention?
   D5
In Sex Ed, in Sex Ed,
  Bb5
remember what you read
F5
  Just forget what the others have said
       C5
Get it through your head,
                                   D5
use your brain before you go to bed

[Breakdown]
Caug
    Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

Battute

[Intro]
| D5 | - | - | - |
| -  | - | - | - |

There comes a time in every man's life
When he grows hair where it used to be bare

[Verse 1]
| D5    | - | - | - |
| Bbdim | - | - | - |
| D5    | - | - | - |
| Bbdim | - | - | - |

I know you're feeling weird,
but you should be happy
You don't have a vagina,
that would be crappy
Because periods suck and commas rule
This is Sex Education, not grammar,
fool

[Chorus]
| D5 | - | Bb5 | - |
| F5 | - | C5  | - |
| D5 | - | Bb5 | - |
| F5 | - | C5  | - |

When she gives you affection,
you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection,
are  you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, in Sex Ed,
remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head,
use your brain before you go to bed

[Verse 2]
| D5  F5 | D5 E5 | D5 - | - - |
| D5  F5 | D5 E5 | D5 - | - - |
| D5  F5 | D5 E5 | D5 - | - - |
| D5  F5 | D5 E5 | D5 - | - - |
| Bb5 A5 | G5 -  | -  - |

And it takes only one  sperm cell
to make a baby
And if you think they are cute,
then you must be crazy
Babies suck because they barf and poo  and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
Babies suck because they barf and poo  and cry
They have the ability to pee in your eye
(GOD IT BURNS!)

[Bridge]
            | D5 |
| - | - | - | -  |
| - | - | - | -  |
| - | - | - | -  |
| - | - | - |

And did we mention
The risk of getting STDs
Not just gross hookers have it
Even Dennis Rodman could get a bit
You don't know who Dennis Rodman is?
Well maybe you should watch more basketball
Wait a second this is not about sports
Quick fact! You can't get girls when you're wearing these
shorts

[Chorus]
              | Bb5 |
| - | C5  | - | D5  |
| - | Bb5 | - | F5  |
| - | C5  | - | D5  |
| - | Bb5 | - | F5  |
| - | C5  | - | D5  |
| - | -   | - | -   |
| - |

When she gives you affection,
you better wear protection
That skank might have an infection,
are  you paying close attention?
In Sex Ed, in Sex Ed,
remember what you read
Just forget what the others have said
Get it through your head,
use your brain before you go to bed

[Breakdown]
    | Caug |

Your body is growing
You will get hairy
Your puny voice will start to change
And your no-no place will feel a bit strange
Your pits will stink
You will get zits on your face
Without this knowledge you will scare girls away
So listen to this song every day

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