2000 Man

[Intro]
| Ab - - - | -  - - - | - - - - | Eb - - -  |
| Ab - - - | -  - - - | - - - - | Eb - - -  |
| Ab - - - | Db - - - | - - - - | Ab - - Db |
| Ab - - - | Db - - - | - - - - | Ab - - -  |
| Eb - - - | -  - - - | - - - - | -  - - -  |

[Verse 1]
         Ab
Well, my name it is a number
          Eb               Ab
It's on a piece of plastic film
And I been growing funny flowers
              Eb           Ab
Outside of my little windowsill

[Chorus]
              Db                      Ab Db
But don't you know I'm a two thousand man
Ab       Db
  And my kids,
                          Ab         Eb
they just don't understand  me at all

[Verse 2]
             Ab
You know, my wife still respects me
            Eb          Ab
Even though I really misuse her
I am having an affair
       Eb        Ab
With a random computer

[Chorus]
              Db                      Ab Db
But don't you know I'm a two thousand man
Ab       Db
  And my kids,
                          Ab         Eb
they just don't understand  me at all

[Post-Chorus]
Ab   Db Ab  Eb            Db Ab
  Oh daddy, proud of your planet
   Db Ab  Eb            Ab
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
   Db Ab  Eb            Db Ab
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
   Db Ab  Eb            Ab
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

[Bridge]
Db
  Oh daddy, your brain's still flashing
Bb
  Like they did when you were young
Ab            Db             Ab
  Or did they come down crashing
Eb               Bb           Eb
  Seein' all the things you'd done
                Bb     Eb
Spacing out and having fun

[Post-Chorus]
Ab   Db Ab  Eb            Db Ab
  Oh daddy, proud of your planet
   Db Ab  Eb            Ab
Oh mommy, proud of your sun
   Db Ab  Eb            Db Ab
Oh daddy, proud of your planet
   Db Ab  Eb            Ab Eb
Oh mommy, proud of your sun

[Guitar Solo 1]
          | Ab | - |
| Eb | Ab | -  | - |
| Eb | Ab |

[Bridge]
Db
  Oh daddy, your brain's still flashing
Bb
  Like they did when you were young
Ab            Db             Ab
  Or did they come down crashing
Eb               Bb           Eb
  Seein' all the things you'd done
                Bb     Eb
Spacing out and having fun

[Chorus]
              Db                      Ab Db
But don't you know I'm a two thousand man
Ab       Db
  And my kids,
                          Ab         Eb
they just don't understand  me at all
              Db                      Ab Db
But don't you know I'm a two thousand man
Ab       Db
  And my kids,
                          Ab        Eb
they just don't understand  me at all

[Break]
Understand me
U understand me
U understand me, now understand me

[Chorus]
    Db    Eb  Db                      Ab Db
But don't you know I'm a two thousand man
Ab       Db
  And my kids,
                          Ab         Eb
they just don't understand  me at all
    Db    Eb  Db                      Ab Db
But don't you know I'm a two thousand man
Ab       Db
  And my kids,
                          Ab         Eb
they just don't understand  me at all

[Guitar Solo 2]
          Ab | - -  | - Db |
| - - | - Eb | - Db | -

[Outro]
Ab Db
Ab      Db           Ab Db
  I'm a two thousand man
Ab      Db           Ab Db
  I'm a two thousand man
Ab      Db           Ab Db
  I'm a two thousand man
Ab      Db           Ab Db
  I'm a two thousand man
Ab      Db           Ab
  I'm a two thousand man
Yeah, two thousand