The Crunge

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
A9
I wanna tell you about my good thing
D9                             D#9 D9
  I ain't disclosing no names, but
                          C9 C#9 D9
He sure is a good friend, and
I ain't gonna tell you where he comes from,
D#9   D9
   boy
If I tell you, you won't come again,
C9 C#9 D9
         hey
D#9 D9
      I ain't gonna tell you nothing, but I do will,
           A9
but I know,  yeah!
Now let me tell you about my girl
                                   A9
I open up a newspaper and what do I  see?

[Chorus]
Ah, ah
See my girl, ah, looking at me

[Verse 2]
D9                         D#9      D9
  Ooh, and when she walks, she walks
Let me tell you, when she talks,
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  she    talks
                           D#9   D9
And when she looks me in my   eye
She's my baby, Lord, I wanna make her mine,
C9 C#9
   yeah
D9
  Ooh,
                                    D#9
tell me baby what you want me to do!
D9
  And you want me to love you,
love some other men?
A9
  Ooh, ain't gonna call me Mister Pitiful,
no!
                                    A9
I don't need no respect from nobody,  no,
no

[Chorus]
Ah yeah, no, no
Ah

[Verse 3]
D9
  I ain't gonna tell you nothing,
                               D#9
I ain't gonna tell you no more,   no!
D9
  She's my baby, let me tell you that I love her so and,
C9  C#9
and!
D9
  She is the woman I really wanna love and let me tell you
    D#9
more
    D9
Ooh!  She's my baby let me tell you,
         C9    C#9    D9
she lives  next   door
                                                 D#9
She's the one a woman the one a woman that I know
D9
  I ain't going, I ain't going,
I ain't going to tell
A9
  I ain't gonna tell you one thing
That you really ought to know, boy!
She's my lover, baby, and I love her so,
   A9
and

[Chorus]
She's the one that really makes me whirl and twirl,
and!
She's the kind of lover that makes me feel the whole world,
and
She's the one who really makes me jump and shout,
oh!
She's the kind of girl,
I know what it's all about!
Take it on
Take it, take it, take it

[Outro]
A9
  Ah, excuse me
Oh, will you excuse me?
I'm just tryi0ng to find the bridge!
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Please!
Have you seen the bridge?
I ain't seen the bridge!
Where's that confounded bridge?