Movember

[Intro]
G B7 Cmaj7 Cadd9 Ebadd9
G B7 Cmaj7 Cadd9
Ebadd9

[Verse 1]
G                    B7           Cmaj7
 Why you gotta be so fuckin' mean?
                   Cadd9
Said it's not your scene
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Could you just  leave me
Alone with my friends
 B7                   Cmaj7
Alone with my thoughts
                 Cadd9                 Ebadd9
But I often have thoughts that can't be      shared and
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 If you really cared about  my health
Cmaj7         Cadd9
     About my heart
        Ebadd9
Then you      would start
G                              B7
 Keeping track of all the times
        Cmaj7              Cadd9        Ebadd9
You said     that you were fine but really    weren't
     G                              B7         Cmaj7
It's just like back in time when you  were five
           Cadd9         Ebadd9       G
The doctor said you would      be fine but
                     B7          Cmaj7
It still hurt and I'm  still sure
                     Cadd9                Ebadd9   G
It was just a little trick to make us feel      all right

[Break]
B7 Cmaj7 Cadd9 Ebadd9 G
B7 Cmaj7 Cadd9 Ebadd9

[Verse 2]
G
 Now I smell like smoke
      B7        Cmaj7
And I feel like shit 
                  Cadd9      Ebadd9     G
Probably couldn't hurt if we took  a dip
                    B7        Cmaj7          Cadd9
Then I'll finally be  as clean     as I felt back at
    Ebadd9
eighteen

[Chorus]
G                        B7        Cmaj7 Cadd9
 'Cause I'm not getting any younger
Ebadd9 G                      B7      Cmaj7 Cadd9
        My lungs get blacker every day
Ebadd9 G
        If I were to grow a beard,
B7     Cmaj7
  stop drinking beer
  Cadd9         Ebadd9        G
I fear you might      not love me enough to
    B7   Cmaj7    Cadd9
make  you     stay
Cm                    G
  I really hope you'll stay

[Break]
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B7 Cadd9

[Bridge]
Cadd9                           G
     I know I said that it's not your problem
Cadd9                           G
     I know I said that it's not your care
Cadd9                            G
     This is a problem that can't get fixed with
     Cadd9                   G
three     drunk texts and one wet kiss
Cadd9                           G            Cadd9
     I know I said that it's not your problem
                           G
I know I said that it's not your care
Cadd9                            G
     This is a problem that can't get fixed with
     Cadd9                   G
three     drunk texts and one wet kiss

[Chorus]
G                        B7     Cadd9
 'Cause I'm not getting any younger
Ebadd9 G                      B7      Cadd9
        My lungs get blacker every day
Ebadd9 G
        If I were to grow a beard,
B7     Cadd9
  stop drinking beer
                Ebadd9        G
I fear you might      not love me enough to
    B7   Cadd9
make  you     stay
       Ebadd9   G
To make      you stay

[Outro]
       B7   Cadd9
To make  you     stay
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To make      you stay
       B7   Cadd9    Ebadd9
To make  you     stay