Always Gonna Be A Ho

[Verse 1]
Ebm
   I fell in love
Gb6
   With someone sweet and pure
Bmaj7
     But you became
Cm7b5
     The worldʼs biggest whore
Ebm           Gb6
   I went away   for a few weeks or more
Bmaj7
     You fucked more dudes
     Cm7b5
Than I    fucked girls on the tour
Abm
   How can it be?
Bmaj7
     Youʼve got me beat
Ebm                          Db/F
   Iʼm not the only one who loves to cheat

[Chorus]
Ebm                        Bmaj7
Doesnʼt matter what you do
               Gb6
Or where you go
                            Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho
Ebm                       Bmaj7
Donʼt care where you live
               Gb6
Or who you know
                            Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Youʼre always gonna be a ho

[Verse 2]
Ebm
I never knew
Gb6
   I could feel quite so sick
Bmaj7
     I kissed your mouth
Cm7b5
     And tasted Satchelʼs dick
Ebm
   I ran away
Gb6
   Went to my grandpaʼs farm
Bmaj7
     I saw your name
Cm7b5
Tattooed on my grandpaʼs arm
Abm               Bmaj7
   Is there no man     you havenʼt laid?
Ebm                      Db/F
   Has your vagina never seen the shade?

[Chorus]
Ebm                        Bmaj7
Doesnʼt matter what you do
               Gb6
Or where you go
                            Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho
  Ebm                    Bmaj7
I donʼt care if your dad
               Gb6
Is Russell Crow
                        Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
You always gonna be a ho

[Bridge]
Bmaj7              Db     Bb                  Bmaj7
     This could've be our loveʼs biggest test
              Cm7b5               Db   D
Baby I donʼt care if youʼre a hojust tell me Iʼm the
best

[Solo]
Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6 Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Ebm Bmaj7 D Db

[Verse 3]
Gbm                           D
Doesnʼt matter if youʼre hot
Em                             Db
Doesnʼt matter if youʼre cold
D                         Bbm       Db                 Gbm
Doesnʼt matter if you got   your vagina plated in gold
                           D   Em                          Db
Doesnʼt matter if you live so long youʼre covered in mold
        D                   Bbm
Youʼre always gonna be a ho
          Db
Itʼs the truth so I am told

[Chorus]
Ebm                        Bmaj7
Doesnʼt matter what you do
               Gb6
Or where you go
                            Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho
        Ebm                     Bmaj7
Youʼre always gonna rub my dick
                    Gb6
And itʼs gonna grow
                             Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Youʼre always gonna be a Ho!

[Outro]
Ebm                 Bmaj7
Youʼre my favorite garden tool
Gb6
Out in the shed behind the swimming pool
           Ebm Bmaj7
Youʼre Ho.
                     Gb6 Ebm Bmaj7
Youʼre a fucking Ho.
Gb6 Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6 Ebm Bmaj7
Gb6 Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
Ebm
   And there you are,
Bmaj7
     and there you are
Gb6                 Ebm Bmaj7 Gb6
   And there you are