Any Major Dude Will Tell You

[Intro]
D G
D

[Verse 1]
A                 Asus2/C#
 I never seen you looking so bad,
   D
my funky one
A                      Asus2/C#            G
 You tell me that your super fine mind has come undone

[Chorus]
Bm7                     F#m7                      G#m7
Any major dude with half    a heart surely will tell  you,
my friend
Bm7                        F#m7               G#m7
Any minor world that breaks    apart falls together again
         Bm7      E11         Amaj7
When the demon is at your door
       Gmaj7                    F#m7  B7  A7
In the morning it won't be there    no  more
    Gmaj7             F#m7
Any major dude will tell  you
D    G7                A     G
 Any major dude will tell you

[Instrumental]
A G A G A G A

[Verse 2]
A              Asus2/C#
 Have you ever seen    a squonk's tears? Well,
D
look at mine
A                  Asus2/C#              G
 The people on the street  have all seen better times

[Chorus]
Bm7                     F#m7                      G#m7
Any major dude with half    a heart surely will tell  you,
my friend
Bm7                        F#m7               G#m7
Any minor world that breaks    apart falls together again
         Bm7      E11         Amaj7
When the demon is at your door
       Gmaj7                    F#m7  B7  A7
In the morning it won't be there    no  more
    Gmaj7             F#m7
Any major dude will tell  you
D    G7                A     G
 Any major dude will tell you

[Instrumental]
A G A G A G A

[Bridge]
F#m7               G#m7               Amaj7
    I can tell you all I know, the where   to go,
        C#m7
the what    to do
F#m7               G#m7                Bm7
    You can try to run but you can't hide from what's
      E11
inside   of you

[Solo Guitar]
A Asus2/C# D A Asus2/C# G

[Chorus]
Bm7                     F#m7                      G#m7
Any major dude with half    a heart surely will tell  you,
my friend
Bm7                        F#m7               G#m7
Any minor world that breaks    apart falls together again
         Bm7      E11         Amaj7
When the demon is at your door
       Gmaj7                    F#m7  B7  A7
In the morning it won't be there    no  more
    Gmaj7             F#m7
Any major dude will tell  you
D    G7                B7    D7
 Any major dude will tell you
F7    G7                A     G
  Any major dude will tell you

[Outro]
A G A G A G A