The Bartender And The Thief

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Bdim/F
      When you think about it
                                 D
He's watching every word you say, yeah
Dazed
Bdim/F
      And when he's sussed you out
                                      D
He calls her up and out she comes and hustles
Us

[Pre-Chorus]
Bb     G      Bb
  Long digging
     G      Bb
Gone fishing
     G
Love drinking

[Chorus]
    D                 G
The bartender and the thief are lovers
D                         G
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
D                 G
Met in a church a night to remember
D                     G                 Bdim/F
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

[Verse 2]
He watched the lesbian talk
                                           D
She kissed and groped but mostly talked in lust
Crushed
Bdim/F
      He couldn't make the call
His eyes were gripped on licking tongues
        D
Enough's enough
Failed for once

[Pre-Chorus]
Bb     G      Bb
  Long digging
     G      Bb
Gone fishing
     G
Love drinking

[Chorus]
    D                 G
The bartender and the thief are lovers
D                         G
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
D                 G
Met in a church a night to remember
D                     G                 Bdim/F
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered

[Solo]
D Bdim/F D

[Pre-Chorus]
Bb     G      Bb
  Long digging
     G      Bb
Gone fishing
     G
Love drinking

[Chorus]
    D                 G
The bartender and the thief are lovers
D                         G
Steal what they need like sisters and brothers
D                 G
Met in a church a night to remember
D                     G
Robbing the graves of bodies dismembered
D                        G
Saved what they stole to meet at the altar
D                          G
Place where they first set eyes on each other
D                  G
Flew to the sun to start life all over
D                G
Set up a bar and robbed all the locals

[Outro]
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