The Bidding

[Intro]
Am Dm Am Dm C Am Am Dm Am Dm C Am E/G# Am
E F E E F E E F E F E F
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[Verse 1]
F         Am            D            C     E
I've been sleeping in a cardboard box Spend
          Am            D          C
ing every dollar at the liquor shop
    E             Am             C        F
And even though I know I haven't got a lot
     Dm              E                          Am
I'll try to give you love until the day you drop

[Pre-Verse]
Am Dm Am Dm C Am Am Dm Am
Dm C

[Verse 2]
          Am              D         C   E
I've been training like a Pavlov dog Let
       Am              D          C
my independence out to take a hike
E              Am        C           F
All you got to do is activate my bell
Dm         E                          Am
  And I'll fetch you anything you like

[Chorus]
           D           C
Going once, going twice
         F                G
Every man here has a price
           D           C
Over where? Over there, sold
   F            G      E
To not a single lady in here

[Verse 3]
     Am             D             C   E
I've been in like a thousand times Dat
         Am           D         C E
ed every woman in the atmosphere
     Am            D        C    E
I've been to every continent Brok
           Am              D         C
en all the hearts in every hemisphere
           E               Am              C         F
And if I'm not the type of guy you like to circumvent
       Dm            E
Just remember not to love me when I disa
  Am        D         C
I graduated at the top
  E              Am             D          C
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
   E             Am         C       F
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Dm               E                      Am
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

[Chorus]
           D           C
Going once, going twice
               F             G
Won't these gentlemen suffice
         D          C
Any here? Any there?
      Bb             A
Any motions anywhere?
           D            C
Going twice going thrice
           F                   G         E
Guess this means we'll go four times a lady

[Post-Chorus]
A
I promise I'll be all you'll need,
D     A
 ever need
       Bm                       E
You'll never have to shop around
    A
And I'll give you all you'll ever need,
D     F#
 ever need
      Bm           E
Don't worry I will never let you down,
A
 let you down
      Bm           E                 D C
Don't worry I will never let you down

[Outro]
F G D                  C
    So many ladies are wanting for mates
            F                      G
And the prospects are good but the date's never great
         D                C
Over here over there over where? Anywhere
              F                   G
They're too busy with winning the bidding to care
         D
And he's sold