Double Team

[Theme 1]
Em
  Damn
C  A
 A hard days rockin'
G                  B
 Better slip off m'shoes
Em C
    Maybe give a little stretch,
A
 and a bend
G               B
Dip my toe to jacuzzi baby
Em
  Slip out this book,
C
 "The Buttress of Windsor"
A G               B    Em
  "Ho ho ho who's this?  How's it goin'?"
C                         A
 That's the first thing I say to you
          G              B
"How's it goin', are you flowin'?"
Em
  Listen honey
C                                 A
Thinkin' 'bout a couple things to say to you
G        B
Showin', growin'
Em                             C
Man I'd like to place my hand upon your fuckin' sexy ass
    A
and squeeze
G           B
 And squeeze
Em                    C
  Take off your blouse
And your underpants
A                G
 Then take a look

[Theme 2]
    B
Cuz here me and K.
Em            A#         A   G
G. come naked out of the sidehatch
Em                     A#       A G
  With the oils and perfume and incense
Em                   A#
  Now you're groovin'
              A   G Em
Put on a cool 70's  groove
A
A funky groove to fuck to
Em A                        Em
   A funky groove to fuck to

[Theme 3]
A Em
  Me, me, and K.G.
               A
It's all about sex supreme
We likes to cream jeans
Em
  Have you ever been worked on
   A
By two guys who are hot for your snatch?
Em                         A
  That's what i'm offerin' you
Em
  You step into a room
A
 And then you smella perfume
Em
  You lay upon our roundish bed
A
 And then you feel a tickling on your head
It's K.
Em
G. with a feather and the french tickler
A
Look out baby he got the tools
Em
  And then you feel somethin' down by your feet
     A
It's me, it's J.B.
And I'm suckin' upon your toes

[Theme 4]
Em
  We don't mind suckin' on toes
D
Em
  Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toes oh
D C                B
   Havin' sex with me and K.G.
C                   B
 Now you're talkin' double team

[Theme 5]
   D    C G
Supreme!
D C G D C G
D C G
     Let's roll
A# C A A#   C A
       Oh...
A# C D# F G# A#
D                     D
 What? Yeah! Huh? No! Oh...

[Outro]
Oh that's it
That's right
Oh my God
Oh I think I'm gonna, oh
Splooge!
That was the one.
Hail Satan
Hail Satan
Hail Satan