Roadkill

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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               Well,
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     I touch down and run      to my connection
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     Man in the gift shop called me a fag
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     I feel like my tuckedup erection
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     There's a pressure all over my head
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     And I know   this is how   I get paid,
but
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     It's not really how I wanna get laid,
so
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     Hundred forty when I last  got weighed
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And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday

[Chorus]
            Am7
And they're playing your song on the radio station
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Mugging me off all across the nation
Am7
If you don't eat, then you'll never grow
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I should've learnt that quite a while ago
      Am7
I know   it gets hard sometimes
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Making out with people that you     don't like
      Am7
I know   you don't feel alright
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But you look just fine to me   

[Verse 2]
Well,
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I pissed myself on a Texan intersection
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With George spilling things all over his bag
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And I took shit for being quiet during the election
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And maybe that's fair,
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but I'm a     busy guy
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I     get stoned   and go where I get paid,
but
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     It's not really how babies get made,
so
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     I'll take a minute when I think I won't die from
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stopping Oh,   I'm just a      busy guy
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[Chorus]
            Am7
And they're playing your song on the radio station
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Mugging me off all across the nation
Am7
If you don't shoot,
then you'll never know
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You should've learnt that quite a while ago
      Am7
I know   it gets hard sometimes
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Taking out your shit on the ones you like
         Am7
You know,   I didn't feel alright
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Until  you spoke to me   

[Bridge]
Em7
You,
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                            I've been waiting for you
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                      My whole
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life, waiting for you
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I've been waiting for you

[Outro]
Well,
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I'm gonna get a gun but it's for   her protection
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Or maybe I'll get myself a      fun knife