Sincerity Is Scary

[Intro 1]
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[Intro 2]
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[Verse 1]
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Irony is okay, I suppose
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Culture is  to blame
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You try  and mask your pain in    the most postmodern way
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You lack substance when you say    something like, "Oh,
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what a shame"
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It's just a selfreferential way    that stops you having
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to  be human
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I'm assuming you'll balloon when you    remove the dirty
spoon
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And start consuming like a human,
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that's    what I am  assuming

[Pre-Chorus]
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I'm sure that you're not just another girl
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I'm sure that you're gonna say that I was sexist
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I feel like you're running out of all the things I
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liked     you for

[Chorus]
Why can't we be friends,
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      when we are lovers?
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Because it always ends     with us hating each other
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Instead of  calling me out,
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     you should be pulling me in
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I've just got one more    thing to  say

[Verse 2]
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And why  would you believe you could    control how
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you're  perceived
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When at your best you're intermediately versed in your  own
feelings?
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Keep on putting off conceiving It's on
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ly you that you're deceiving
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Oh, don't have a child, don't cramp your style,
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I'll leave it

[Chorus]
Why can't we be friends,
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      when we are lovers?
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Because it always ends     with us hating each other
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Instead of  calling me out,
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     you should be pulling me in
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I've just got one more    thing to  say

[Outro]
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I'm just pissed off because you  pied me off  After your
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show when  you let go   of my  hand
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In front  of some sket who wanted    bit on  your
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