Rudie Cant Fail

[Intro]
A D A
G A
F#m    A
   Now sing, Michael,
D   A E A
sing    On the route of the nineteen Bus
A D A G A F#m A D A E
A
 We hear them sayin'

[Verse 1]
A                          D   A
How you get so rude and 'a reckless?
                             G   A
Don't you be so crude and 'a feckless
                           F#m
You been drinkin' brew for breakfast
A     D           A   E
Rudie can't fail, no, no
A  A                           D  A
 I know that my life makes you nervous
                                   G  A
But I tell you thatI can't live in service
                                 F#m
Like the doctor who's born for a purpose
A     D         A E
Rudie can't fail

[Chorus]
A  A               E     F#m
 I went to the market to realize
       A   E
What I need
             F#m
I just don't have
A          E
First they curse,
          F#m
then they press me 'til I hurt
A E         F#m
Rudie can't fail
Woah!

[Verse 2]
A                        D  A
First you must cure your temper
                     G A
Then find a job in a paper
                       F#m
You need someone for a saviour
A     D         A E
Rudie can't fail
A A                         D   A
  Now we get a' rude and a' reckless
                              G    A
To been seen looking cool and speckless
                      F#m
An' drinking brew for breakfast
A     D
Rudie can't fail
A  E
Oh no, no

[Chorus]
A  A               E     F#m
 I went to the market to realize
              A   E
'Cause what I need
             F#m
I just don't have
A          E
First they curse,
          F#m
then they press me 'til I hurt
A E         F#m
Rudie can't fail

[Interlude]
A D A          G A
  Okay, ah okay
                            F#m
So where you wanna go today?
A D         A   E A
  Hey, boss man,   huh, yeah
          A                   E       A
So you're looking pretty smart with a chicken skin suit
    A                      E        A
You think you're pretty hot in your pork pie hat
A E A A E A

[Chorus]
A E         F#m
Rudie can't fail
D E         F#m
Rudie can't fail
A E         F#m
Rudie can't fail
D E         A
Rudie can't fail
Hey!
D E         A
Rudie can't fail
D E         A
Rudie can't fail
D E         A
Rudie can't fail

[Outro]
D E         A
Rudie can't fail
D E         A
Rudie can't fail
D E         A
Rudie can't fail

[Fade Out]
D E         A
Rudie can't fail
D E         A
Rudie can't fail
D E         A
Rudie can't fail