Henrietta

[Intro]
B G# F#
E7

[Verse 1]
B                     G#
 Henrietta, we got no flowers for you
F#
  Just these three miserable cunts
E7
Sitting on the back seat,
tapping on the off beat
B                            G#
 We know you love us and you probably do
F#                              E7
  Although your husband may cut us
He's an animal,
though anything is possible

[Pre-Chorus]
E          F#             B  A#  A  G#
 Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
E             F#                B          G#
 It's hard to miss you when you follow us about,
aaa
E            F#              B    A# A   G#
 Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
G                            F#
 We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

[Chorus]
And it's,
B                      C#
 clean out the bank and  bump off your daddy
       E                              G
You can come live with us amongst the hasbeens and the
F#
addicts
         B                   C#
These are crazy times down at  Costello music
       E                          G          F#
You can answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it,
come on

[Post-Chorus]
B          G#
 Oh, come on 
          F#
Oh, come on 
E7             B
Ohohohohohohohoh
G#      F# E7
Uhuhuhuh

[Verse 2]
B
 Dear Henrietta,
           G#
we're just three lonely boys
F#
  Though the girls love us, we're so
E7
Into you incredibly,
we'd love to see you terribly
B
 We'd love to hate ya,
       G#
but we don't have no choice
F#
  Come be our wahahaha
E7
Honey, three four, one time, once more

[Pre-Chorus]
E          F#             B  A#  A  G#
 Give us a kiss and maybe we can go out
E             F#                B          G#
 It's hard to miss you when you follow us about,
aaa
E            F#              B    A# A   G#
 Buy us some shoes and maybe take us for cola
G                            F#
 We'll get you there in some filthy big gondola

[Chorus]
And it's,
B                      C#
 clean out the bank and  bump off your daddy
       E                              G
You can come live with us amongst the hasbeens and the
F#
addicts
         B                   C#
These are crazy times down at  Costello music
       E                          G          F#
You can answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it,
come on

[Bridge]
B G#
  Ohohohoh
F# E7
   Ohohohohohohoh
B G#
  Ohohohoh
F# E7
   Ohohohohohohoh

[Pre-Chorus]
E F# B A# A G# E F# B G#
E F#
B A# A G# G F#

[Chorus]
B                      C#
 Clean out the bank and  bump off your daddy
       E                              G
You can come live with us amongst the hasbeens and the
F#
addicts
         B                   C#
These are crazy times down at  Costello music
       E                          G          F#
You can answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it,
come on
B                      C#
 Clean out the bank and  bump off your daddy
       E                              G
You can come live with us amongst the hasbeens and the
F#
addicts
         B                   C#
These are crazy times down at  Costello music
       E                          G          F#
You can answer the phone and talk anyway you choose it,
come on

[Outro]
B          G#
 Oh, come on 
          B
Oh, come on
          G#
Oh, come on 
          B
Oh, come on
          G#
Oh, come on 
          F#
Oh, come on 
E7
Ohohohohohohohoh