Regular Sex

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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 And on days like these I wanna hedge my bets
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 On a house in the suburbs and regular sex
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 Tomorrow she'll wake up next to some guy I never met
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And she'll smile like she used to in photos that she sent
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And if I led you astray or left you askew
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 I need you to know it's what I was trying to do
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 My heart still around my ankles at 2:30 in the morning
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Holding a glass halffull and a surgeon's warning

[Chorus]
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That everything catches up
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  And anything can sound convincing if you believe it
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enough
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Didn't believe in me enough
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 And on nights like these I lay awake

[Verse 2]
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 And worry that my great love's already came
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 And from this day forth,
I'll follow familiar names
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 Follow familiar haircuts,
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familiar frames

[Chorus]
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But everything catches up
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  And anything can sound convincing if you believe it
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enough
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Didn't believe in me enough

[Bridge]
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And I have no money,
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yeah I   have no money
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Yeah I    have no money,
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yeah I have no money
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Yeah I have no money,
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yeah I  got no fucking money
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  But I have no money,
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yeah I have no money
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Yeah I  have no money,
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yeah I have no money
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Yeah I have no money,
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yeah I have no money
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Yeah I have no money and I  have no  one

[Verse 3]
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 And on days like these I wanna hedge my bets
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 On a house in the suburbs and drowning in debt
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 And I will wake up next to someone I know to well
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And we'll smile at each other and descend in to hell
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'Cause everything catches up