Pretty Boy

[Intro]
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If it were up to me

[Verse 1]
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I'd turn you into a stone
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And turn the lights down low for effect
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And I'd steal your cigarettes and I'd be
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Softer than I am through cigarette smoke
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And if anybody asks, I'll say I    did it as a joke,
so
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But how about his loneliness,
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he   gets it from his mom
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One hundred dollars for his haircut,
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but  a smile from God
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And when he touches you you'll wonder how he   keeps his
hands so soft
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He got some money from his grandma
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Guess he'll never have a job
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Oh pretty boy

[Chorus]
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Don't speak
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You pretty boys
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Are only good for one     thing

[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
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But anyways
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That isn't even what I meant to say
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I meant to sing a song to you to   make you fall asleep
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And I wouldn't have to talk to you and you  wouldn't talk
to me
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But I could lay on top of you and  soak in all your heat
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Don't let them catch you crying, boy,
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if it   didn't really hurt
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She took a drink to jog her memory but it   didn't really
work
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She meant to sing a song but couldn't  memorize the words
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She only knew the chorus she had to   mumble through the
verse
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Oh pretty boy

[Chorus]
     A     Dmaj7
Don't speak
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You pretty boys
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Are only good for one     thing

[Outro]
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