Man Made Of Meat

[Intro]
Huh, uh!
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   Okay, alright
D     G E
 Okay,   alright
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   Okay, okay
D       G E
 Alright

[Verse 1]
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 Overweight freaks ride around on wheelchairs motorized by
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electric motors made by goblins in a factory overseas
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They're there to buy drywall and other products that they
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can eat back at home on the sofa
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     They watch TV
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They watch TV about a man named Chandler Bing who died in a
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freak hot tubbing accident
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 And spent his time drinking hot dog flavored water
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On a popular TV show called Tub Girls

[Chorus]
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I don't wanna pay for anything
C                    D
Clothes and food and drugs for free
A                  G
If it was nineteen seventy
C                   D
I'd have a job at a factory
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I am a man that's made of meat
    C                      D
And you're on the internet looking at feet
  A                     G
I hate almost everything that I see
    C                     D
And I just wanna disappear

[Pre-Verse]
A G     E
   Okay, alright
D     G E
 Okay,   alright
A G     E
   Okay, alright
D    G E
 Mkay

[Verse 2]
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 I stand outside of the McDonald's
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I'mma flexing my muscles 'til I explode
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 I hope they see me in the drive thru lane
I,
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I hope they see me in the drive thru lane
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 I stand outside of the L.L. Bean
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I'm tryna get some free women sweaters,
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you know what I mean?
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 I hope they see me in the drive thru lane
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I hope, I hope they, I hope they,
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 I hope they

[Chorus]
A                     G
I don't wanna pay for anything
C                    D
Clothes and food and drugs for free
A                  G
If it was nineteen seventy
C                   D
I'd have a job at a factory
A                 G
I am a man that's made of meat
    C                      D
And you're on the internet looking at feet
  A                     G
I hate almost everything that I see
    C                     D
And I just wanna disappear

[Bridge]
A
 I'm subscribed to your mom's OnlyFans
I spent five bucks a month to get pictures of her flappy
giblets
And I spent another ten dollars a month to chat with her on
the AI chat program
It feels great

[Chorus]
A                     G
I don't wanna pay for anything
C                    D
Clothes and food and drugs for free
A                  G
If it was nineteen seventy
C                   D
I'd have a job at a factory
A                 G
I am a man that's made of meat
    C                      D
And you're on the internet looking at feet
  A                     G
I hate almost everything that I see
    C                     D
And I just wanna disappear

[Outro]
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