The Nice Guy Ballad

[Intro 1]
| G     G/F# | Em7    Cadd9 | G G/F# | Em7 Cadd9 |
| G     G/F# | Em7    Cadd9 | G G/F# | Em7 Cadd9 |
| G     G/F# | Em7    Cadd9 | G G/F# | Em7 Cadd9 |
| Gm/Bb -    | A7sus4 -     |

[Intro 2]
        | G | - |
| - | - |

[Verse 1]
  G   G/F#
M'lady
            Em7   Cadd9
Can you hear   me?
G                     G/F#        Em7 Cadd9
Please don't block my number again
           G                            G/F#
Look, I've jumped through all your hoops
   Em7                      Cadd9
We got off on the wrong foot
      G            G/F#
But I want to prove    to you
Em7 Cadd9         G                    G/F#
         That I'm not obsessed with sex
Em7 Cadd9 G G/F# Em7 Cadd9

[Verse 2]
G       G/F#
Left on seen
Em7        Cadd9         G        G/F#   Em7 Cadd9
   Another visit to your Facebook gallery
G         G/F#             Em7 Cadd9
This time not to masturbate
      G           G/F#
But instead, to appreciate
Em7
Cadd9 G         G/F#          Em7            Cadd9
      Something no  man could do as well as I     can
G              G/F#                 Em7 Cadd9
Something that shouldn't be for free
        G       G/F# Em7     Cadd9
Because I'm the only guy for you  
G                       G/F#      Em7 Cadd9
And you're the only girl    for me
   Csus2
So why  won't you
Dm/A
    Show me your tits?

[Bridge]
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9        G             G/F#
                That restraining order

[Verse 3]
         Em7   Cadd9
Was a bit   far
G             G/F#     Em7              Cadd9
All I did was attach a tracker onto your     car
     G           G/F#
It's not a felony
     Em7             Cadd9
It's not even a crime
       G              G/F#
I just wanted to make sure
            Em7        Cadd9
You weren't seeing any black guys
G            G/F#
 Who am I kidding?
  Em7             Cadd9
A girl as pure as you  
      G        G/F#          Em7  Cadd9
Would never go for a man like   me
        G       G/F#   Em7          Cadd9
Because you are what reality is made     of
G             G/F#
 Even the part    that's gritty
Em7   Csus2
   So why  won't you
F6/9
    Show me your tits?
Consensually

[Verse 4]
G G/F#                 Em7            Cadd9
      (I'm a gentleman what can I say?
G         G/F#            Em7    Cadd9
 I'm also really mentally stable)
    G                G/F#
I'm gonna kill myself
   Em7          Cadd9
If you don't go out  with me
  G            G/F#
I mean, it's a stretch
    Em7           Cadd9
But blood is my dichotomy
  G            G/F#
I mean, come on
  Em7                     Cadd9
I wrote you a fucking song
  G                       G/F#
I wouldn't have done this if  you weren't an
Em7       Cadd9
attractive     woman
G            G/F#                           Em7
 (Not… not that you're just a woman to me.
                 Cadd9               G
I mean I'm a really   sensitive guy. I can...
                G/F#
I can see below the skin)
Em7 Cadd9   Csus2
         So why  won't you
F6/9
    Show me your tits?

[Outro]
G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 G G/F#
Em7 Cadd9     G                  G/F#
         This isn't where it ends
Em7 Cadd9   G                    G/F#
         We all make our mistakes
             Em7                 Cadd9
And the world   will keep on turning
       G          G/F#
But it turns a lot    slower
     Em7         Gm/Bb
When you're not around
A7sus4                                      G
      I'll settle for a picture of your feet