17 Girls In A Row

[Intro]
C#m
Qua, look out

[Verse 1]
         C#m                  Badd9               F#/A#
I fucked seventeen girls in a row  last night and ten  of
             B    C#m
them gave me head,   ha ha
         C#m                    Badd9
I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to clean the
F#/A#             B        C#m
wet  spot off the bed, yeah   yes I did

[Chorus]
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The very next day I told the guys,
C#m
they flipped me off and said that's all lies
F#                   E
Got to admit I was a little peaved,
C#m                                     A6
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe I fucked
seventeen
B         Cdim7      C#m
Seventeen girls in a row

[Interlude]
What a dirty hoe

[Verse 2]
         C#m                    Badd9             F#/A#
I banged seventeen girls in the grocery store and never
         B        C#m
lost my erection, no
            C#m              Badd9                F#/A#
They had to mop all sperm in aisle three and some poop in
            B     C#m
the produce sexsexsextion, stinky

[Chorus]
       F#                   E                C#m
When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker,
you're out of your fucking head
F#                    E
I don't lie about the girls I screw,
C#m                                                       A6
they're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true I fucked
seventeen
B         Cdim7      C#m
Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did,
uh

[Bridge]
C#m       E          B  F# E F# E
Seventeen girls in a row
C#m       E
Seventeen girls,
B                 F#    E  F#  E
I shoot my blanks in every hole
C#m       E          B  F# E F#
Seventeen girls in a row
E
When I was done,
                          F#/A# B Cdim7 C#m F#
they were begging for more

[Solo]
E C#m F# E C#m F#
E C#m A6 Bdim7

[Verse 3]
B F#
E         C#m                    Badd9
 I fucked seventeen girls at the trailer park down in
F#/A#          B   C#m
Memphis, Tennessee,   wu ha
  C#m                          Badd9
I whipped out my dick and they got  on their knees,
               F#/A#                 B
like they were all  getting ready to pray,
C#m
yeah

[Chorus]
F#                     E
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am,
         C#m
and then I  praised the Lord like Billy Graham
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Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go,
         C#m                                           A6
but when we get there I'm pretty sure the devil'll know
I fucked seventeen
B                    C#m
Seventeen girls in a row

[Outro]
E
                        F#
Woo sweet, young, juicy pussy
         G         F#    E    C#m E
I fucked seventeen girls in a row
                 F#/A#
Hop on that cameltoe  
         C#m  B    G     F# E        C#m
I fucked seventeen girls in a, yeah, row,
yeah