Girl From Oklahoma

[Intro]
F# Badd9 F# D#m7 G#7sus4
Badd9

[Verse 1]
        F#
Well, I bet you never guessed
     Badd9            F#
When you  came to the show
         D#m7       G#7
You'd be getting on the bus with me
    Badd9      C#
And doing some blow
     F#                       Badd9
Your mama's in the parking lot
            F#
Looking for you
            D#m7          G#7sus4
She's gonna find you when I'm    done
    Badd9
All covered with goo

[Pre-Chorus]
D#m7
    Ooh,
G#              D#m7               G#
  mama's little girl got all sticky

[Verse 2]
F#                  Badd9
Hair on your nipples
             F#
Zits on your box
   D#m7  G#7
In Oklahoma city
          Badd9     C#
You're considered a fox
F#
What did you have to do
    Badd9          F#
For that backstage pass
        D#m7       G#7sus4
Cause I found a Poison    laminate
  Badd9
Inside of your ass

[Chorus]
C#   Badd9       D#m7
  So come on pretty  baby
     Badd9          C#
Suck my   balls all night
    Badd9       D#m7              Badd9
The driver says we're leaving Come
        C#
morning light
Badd9         D#m7        Badd9
Spit out that retainer And
      C#
do me right
      Badd9          C#add11
Oooh, come on pretty baby
        Fm        F#
Suck my balls all night

[Solo 1]
F# Badd9 F# D#m7 G#7sus4 Badd9

[Verse 3]
        F#
I wanna thank you for the loving
     Badd9            F#
That you  spread over me
        D#m7     G#7
I'll be singing about you
       Badd9 C#
On the next CD 
    F#
And you won't have to wonder
   Badd9        F#
If you  caught VD 
          D#m7         G#7sus4
You'll be screaming my name   
         Badd9
When you sit  down to pee

[Pre-Chorus]
D#m7   G#                        D#m7  G#
    Hey  Michael Starr you motherfucker
Whoa, whoa

[Chorus]
   Badd9       D#m7
So come on pretty  baby
     Badd9          C#
Suck my   balls all night
    Badd9     D#m7
I'm hopped on Cialis
    Badd9            C#
And you're high as a kite
  Badd9          D#m7
I know it tastes infected
    Badd9             C#
But I    think it's alright
      Badd9          C#add11
Oooh, come on pretty baby
        Fm        F#
Suck my balls all night

[Bridge]
F#7               B
   All around the world
                                 D#m
There's a hundred billion stupid girls
          D#
Just like you
     G#m                 C#
Just begging for nuts to chew

[Solo 2]
Badd9 D#m7 Badd9 C# Badd9 D#m7 Badd9 C#
Badd9 D#m7 Badd9 C# Badd9 C#add11 Fm F#
Badd9 C#add11

[Chorus]
Fm F#   Badd9       D#m7
     So come on pretty  baby
     Badd9          C#
Suck my   balls all night
     Badd9       D#m7
Your daddy's looking for me
    Badd9         C#
And he's ready to fight
    Badd9       D#m7              Badd9
The driver says we're leaving Come
        C#
morning light
      Badd9          C#add11
Oooh, come on pretty baby
        Fm        F#
Suck my balls all night
   Badd9       D#m7
So come on pretty  baby
     Badd9          C#
Suck my   balls all night
    Badd9     D#m7
I'm hopped up on  Cialis
    Badd9            C#
And you're high as a kite
  Badd9          D#m7
I know it tastes infected
    Badd9             C#
But I    think it's alright
      Badd9          C#add11
Oooh, come on pretty baby
        Fm        F#
Suck my balls all night
Badd9       D#m7
Come on pretty  baby
     Badd9          C#
Suck my   balls all night
    Badd9       D#m7              Badd9
The driver says we're leaving Come
        C#
morning light
Badd9         D#m7        Badd9
Spit out that retainer And
      C#
do me right
      Badd9          C#add11
Oooh, come on pretty baby
        Fm        F#
Suck my balls all night
   Badd9          C#add11
So come on pretty baby
        Fm        F#
Suck my balls all night