Fat Girl Thar She Blows

[Intro]
B5

[Bridge]
F#5

[Verse 1]
F#5
   I saw her drinking beer,
eating peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
    D#5
She said her name was Debby,
she was a friend Jenny Craig's
        B5                         C#5
She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

[Verse 2]
F#5
   I know you're hungry,
I can see it in your eyes
Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side fries
  D#5
I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
B5                   C#5
Squirt my baby gravy all over your face,
yeah

[Bridge]
F#5 B5 C#5
              F#5 B5 C#5
Thar she blows
              B5
Thar she blows

[Chorus]
Fat girl,
      C#5                         B5
she's everything I wanted and more
              C#5                       F#5 B5 C#5
Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
              B5
Thar she blows

[Verse 3]
F#5
   I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real
So gonna buy you a million Happy Meals,
yeah
D#5
   I want a chunk o' that body,
if you only let me in
        B5                       C#5
I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeah!

[Bridge]
F#5 B5 C#5
              F#5 B5 C#5
Thar she blows
              B5
Thar she blows

[Chorus]
            C#5                 B5
Fat girl is ridin' my jock again
            C#5                      C#5
Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again
Ouch, don't bite

[Solo]
G#5 F5 C#5 D#5
G#/C C#5 D#5

[Interlude]
G#5
   My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind,
yeah
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus!

[Bridge]
C#5
   Fat girl,
  D#5                              C#5
I can't believe you're eating again
          D#5
Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

[Chorus]
G#/C C#5 D#5
              C#5
Thar she blows
          D#5
Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
C#5                 D#5
   Fat girl, you're really,
                   G#/C C#5 D#5
really tons of fun!
              G#/C C#5 D#5
Thar she blows
              G#5
Thar she blows

[Outro]
Thar she blows
Yeah
My fat fat girl